Health & Safety Notice

The equipment here is not DANGEROUS until you get near it.

It will not CHASE, BITE or JUMP on you..

If you get in it's way, or put your hand in it, then you need your head examined (and your hand).

It does not like being POKED, ABUSED or INTERFERED with, neither do you.

If you do not understand it, GET SOMEONE WHO DOES.

The most dangerous item here is an idiot. DON'T BE AN IDIOT.

Put your BRAIN in gear FIRST.

CLEAN as you go. Rubbish on the floor can injury YOU.

Accidents do not contribute to production, or YOUR INCOME.

YOU are responsible for yourself and others.

B.Clayson

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